People love to complain about Valentine’s Day up until the point that they have a significant other, and then they simply complain about having to shop for Valentine’s Day. Personally, I prefer to use it as a way to judge my wife’s expectations. If I buy her half a dozen roses and she gets upset because she expected a full dozen? Well, her expectations are just too high and the next year will be used to bring them more into line.
I fully expect to be single by next Valentine’s Day.
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JIMMY: Yep.
CLERK: Are you sure you don't want to pick up any of our "I've Got A Secret" panties? They're 3 for $30.
JIMMY: No, that's all.
CLERK: Would you like to sign up for our credit card?
JIMMY: No.
CLERK: Are you sure? You get free panties every month.
JIMMY: Yeah, I'm sure. I don't need it.
CLERK: It could save you a lot of money. There's all kinds of coupons with it!
JIMMY: No, please just let us check out.
CLERK: Wow, apparently you're our one millionth customer! Smile!
