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MARY: Did one of you forget to close the tomb? You know how Peter gets when we leave doors open or the lights on!
WOMAN 1: I think someone is inside.
WOMAN 2: Jesus Christ, he’s gone!
MARY: There’s no need to take his name in vain!
ANGEL: Boo!
ANGEL: Sorry, the other guys dared me. They said I wouldn’t, but I so did.
MARY: Where is Jesus?
ANGEL: Hell, woman.
MARY: There’s no need to get rude!
ANGEL: No, I mean literally he’s in Hell. But don’t worry, he’ll be back. Ooh, you know what would be funny? If we all hid and jumped out at him like a surprise party!
MARY: You’re not a very good angel.
WOMAN 1: Can I bake the cake?
WOMAN 2: I’ll hang streamers!
WOMAN 1: I think someone is inside.
WOMAN 2: Jesus Christ, he’s gone!
MARY: There’s no need to take his name in vain!
ANGEL: Boo!
ANGEL: Sorry, the other guys dared me. They said I wouldn’t, but I so did.
MARY: Where is Jesus?
ANGEL: Hell, woman.
MARY: There’s no need to get rude!
ANGEL: No, I mean literally he’s in Hell. But don’t worry, he’ll be back. Ooh, you know what would be funny? If we all hid and jumped out at him like a surprise party!
MARY: You’re not a very good angel.
WOMAN 1: Can I bake the cake?
WOMAN 2: I’ll hang streamers!
