What if the Bible stories are all actually true, but simply have minor factual errors? Like it was a bear in the Garden of Eden, or a giraffe that swallowed Noah? There’s a market out there for an alternate-reality Bible. That should suffice in angering everyone who reads it.
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JABEZ: Rick, what do you think is meant by the ninth commandment? "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
EVE: This will give me knowledge of everything? I don't know how I'll ever thank you! Wait till I tell Adam!
BEAR: About that, Eve, I prefer being a silent benefactor. Let someone else have the credit...
EVE: This will give me knowledge of everything? I don't know how I'll ever thank you! Wait till I tell Adam!
BEAR: About that, Eve, I prefer being a silent benefactor. Let someone else have the credit...
