Every time I see people try to avoid something because it sounds mildly dirty, they always end up making it sound ten time dirtier. It must be some cosmic force at work.
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EXECUTIVE 1: We love your book, "Honey Bite Bite"!
EXECUTIVE 2: We're just concerned with the title. Parents might find it too violent. Maybe something shorter?
AMANDA: What did you have in mind--one bite?
EXECUTIVE 1: Well, she's a vampire named Honey, so how about "Honey Sucks"?
AMANDA: That sounds kind of dirty.
EXECUTIVE 2: We could inverse it. How about "Suck It, Honey"?
EXECUTIVE 2: We're just concerned with the title. Parents might find it too violent. Maybe something shorter?
AMANDA: What did you have in mind--one bite?
EXECUTIVE 1: Well, she's a vampire named Honey, so how about "Honey Sucks"?
AMANDA: That sounds kind of dirty.
EXECUTIVE 2: We could inverse it. How about "Suck It, Honey"?