While I have a smartphone, I imagine this must be how everyone without one feels constantly. Just shut up about it. I don’t even want to hear about someone’s new phone.
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KLOWNUS: Ugh, every time I check my email the app crashes.
MITTENS: Here, let me fix that for you.
KLOWNUS: That doesn't fix anything!
MITTENS: Sure it does! Now I don't have to hear about it.
MITTENS: Here, let me fix that for you.
KLOWNUS: That doesn't fix anything!
MITTENS: Sure it does! Now I don't have to hear about it.
