Chicken strips, chicken tenders, boneless chicken wings, popcorn chicken, chicken nuggets, etc. I assume are all the same thing. I know the argument is probably that they come from different parts of the chicken, but since I don’t know what part of a chicken is the “popcorn” I’m going to assume it’s all just a ruse.
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GRANDMA: I'd like an order of chicken strips.
CZAR: We don't have chicken strips. We have chicken tenders.
GRANDMA: How are those not the same thing?
CZAR: I don't know. I hate that I've spent time pondering this very question, and yet am no closer to having an answer. I hate myself for being in a position that I have to explain all of this to you.
GRANDMA: Well, at least somebody besides me hates you.
CZAR: Thank you for sharing your catharsis with us today.
CZAR: We don't have chicken strips. We have chicken tenders.
GRANDMA: How are those not the same thing?
CZAR: I don't know. I hate that I've spent time pondering this very question, and yet am no closer to having an answer. I hate myself for being in a position that I have to explain all of this to you.
GRANDMA: Well, at least somebody besides me hates you.
CZAR: Thank you for sharing your catharsis with us today.
