There really is a notable lack of quality ninja literature. This should be a concern in more English departments. I should bring this up more often.
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TREY: Professor, why don't we ever read novels about ninjas?
HOBO: Probably because people tend to write about their own lives, and ninjas don't write novels.
TREY: In fairness, you wouldn't know it if they did.
HOBO: Probably because people tend to write about their own lives, and ninjas don't write novels.
TREY: In fairness, you wouldn't know it if they did.