I like to pretend there’s a masked army of hackers constantly causing all of the problems with my technology. Playstation controller battery dead? Must have been hackers. Automatic door into grocery store out of order? Hackers!
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HOBO: Why is my computer running so slow?
MOLE: Someone probably hacked it.
BEARD: I can't connect to the Internet.
TROLL: Probably one of those hackers.
MOLE: How long before someone catches on and calls to complain about us not doing our jobs?
TROLL: I don't know. Someone hacked our phone.
MOLE: Someone probably hacked it.
BEARD: I can't connect to the Internet.
TROLL: Probably one of those hackers.
MOLE: How long before someone catches on and calls to complain about us not doing our jobs?
TROLL: I don't know. Someone hacked our phone.
