Colleges really want to know a lot about their students. A whole lot. Sometimes it gets a little creepy what they want to know for “marketing” purposes. Combine that with the annoying pleading for bucks from alumni, and you have the birth of this strip.
Oddly, the guy seems more bothered in the last panel than the girl.
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CZAR: What is this place?
BARRY: This is the server room where we store all DNA records of enrolled students.
CZAR: Why do we even have something like this?
BARRY: Alumni are an excellent source of future students. We cannot allow potential fourth cousins getting involved while on campus and producing mongoloids as our future recruitment targets. We're making preemptive strikes.
SPEAKER: Attention! He has genital warts!
BARRY: This is the server room where we store all DNA records of enrolled students.
CZAR: Why do we even have something like this?
BARRY: Alumni are an excellent source of future students. We cannot allow potential fourth cousins getting involved while on campus and producing mongoloids as our future recruitment targets. We're making preemptive strikes.
SPEAKER: Attention! He has genital warts!
